Bill Abodeu: Why aren't I happier about this car?

Last night, after I got back from the mayor's place, I found a brand new car sitting in the driveway. I thought we had company, but then Melinda told me the car was a gift. At first, I was happy to get it, but then I started to feel bad. We certainly have the money to afford these luxuries, but I don't need a new car, much less a new sports car that makes me look like an old fool riding in it. I know Melinda means well because my old car was getting... eh, unpredictable. I hope I don't get teased a lot by the other guys for driving it.